my mom has always had great confidence in my ability to do anything. and i know she was so proud when i received my final job offer to be an intelligence analyst. however, my health and general well-being have always been her utmost concern. my recurring stress-related stomach issues cause her great distress which is why the following conversation ensued...
-"hayley, i hope this new job doesn't stress you out too much..."
"well, mom. i don't really know if i can avoid stress all together...i think it comes with the job."
-"maybe you should do something less stressful...like, be a leg model! that would be less stressful!"
sure mom. i'll turn down the secure government job to be a LEG MODEL!