This is a picture of my friend Christine drowning, which we texted to her mom with a phone number she wouldn't recognize.
Her mom's response:
"I thought it was supposed to be in the river."
Another great story submitted by my friend Katie (different Katie):
Mom and I went to the doctor about a skin discoloration on my neck. The doctor told us it was a mole and to be careful in the sun and come back in a year for it to be measured. The whole way home, mom kept saying "I can't believe it. That's so odd. I just can't believe it."
Finally, I say, "What is so hard to understand??"
And she said "How did you get mold on your neck???"
"Mom... she said MOLE not MOLD!"
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